A Retarded Prodigy speaks out

Fountain of gold in wrong places

Okay I have noticed that guys are the ones who usually have trouble controlling their bladder and end up having to pee in public spots, as they just couldn't hold it any longer. Why is it that girls have such great bladder control or retention power???

Given that fact, why then would a poor guy, who couldn't control his problem any longer have to pay a huge fine if caught? Have mercy on the poor soul, didn't he say he couldn't control it any longer?!? What would you do in that situation? Pee in your pants to avoid getting a ticket or just go behind a tree or a bush and bless that green thing with a nitrous shower?

I say if u just can't hold it any longer, firstly shake your legs vigorously (this tip you already know), secondly if the men's restroom is full & the ladies is not, go into the ladies ... but make sure you keep murmuring loudly "Excuse me ... very urgent ... no can hold ... no speak good English" ... don't stop murmuring (this way you'll drown out the screams and yells and complaints from the other ladies from inside your head), thirdly (if ladies restroom doesnt work) look for a huge bottle
and excuse yourself (dont make the mistake of taking a small one, if you had an urge for this long, your bladder isn't holding just 10 tablespoons of liquid gold!!), if you couldn't find a bottle then you do the inevitable of peeing outside under the open sky. Look for a tree (wide enough to conceal your crime) or a bush (high enough to conceal the little criminal).

Pictures are some of my friends (names withheld) who couldn't succeed with the first 3 ideas ... in fact they failed in their crime too ... they pick the skinniest tree or the sparsest bunch of trees

posted by bobbycalls @ 9:49 AM