A picture is mightier than the sword
So we know that the pen is mightier than the sword, right? I say the camera (or rather a picture) is mightier than the pen itself! Now people would rather debate that expressing a train of thought in words is a more tougher yet beautiful thing to do than just takin a picture of the same. But I feel that a picture taken the right way and at the right moment is the most beautiful & precise way to describe the moment, the surrounding, the mood, so on ...
Here is why I say I stated such a meaningless bunch of words.
This blog has given me like 5 seconds of fun everyday. Don't spread it around too much, else it may become commercialized and then I would have to pay to see these same pictures that I now see for free (Yeah! yet another T's request).
Fountain of gold in wrong places
Okay I have noticed that guys are the ones who usually have trouble controlling their bladder and end up having to pee in public spots, as they just couldn't hold it any longer. Why is it that girls have such great bladder control or retention power???
Given that fact, why then would a poor guy, who couldn't control his problem any longer have to pay a huge fine if caught? Have mercy on the poor soul, didn't he say he couldn't control it any longer?!? What would you do in that situation? Pee in your pants to avoid getting a ticket or just go behind a tree or a bush and bless that green thing with a nitrous shower?
I say if u just can't hold it any longer, firstly shake your legs vigorously (this tip you already know), secondly if the men's restroom is full & the ladies is not, go into the ladies ... but make sure you keep murmuring loudly "Excuse me ... very urgent ... no can hold ... no speak good English" ... don't stop murmuring (this way you'll drown out the screams and yells and complaints from the other ladies from inside your head), thirdly (if ladies restroom doesnt work) look for a huge bottle
and excuse yourself (dont make the mistake of taking a small one, if you had an urge for this long, your bladder isn't holding just 10 tablespoons of liquid gold!!), if you couldn't find a bottle then you do the inevitable of peeing outside under the open sky. Look for a tree (wide enough to conceal your crime) or a bush (high enough to conceal the little criminal).
Pictures are some of my friends (names withheld) who couldn't succeed with the first 3 ideas ... in fact they failed in their crime too ... they pick the skinniest tree or the sparsest bunch of trees
funny pics (part 2)
Now you believe me when I say we were pretty crazy before entering six flags?
If it smells good, I thought it tastes good too!?!
My glasses look better on me!
I'm confused ... Is she flaunting the beauty of the saree or indicating that it is piece of trash? (Removed 'cos the magic word "PLEASE" was used)
TALK TO THE CHAPPAL!
funny pics (part 1)
The excitement about Six Flags was so much, that we were going crazy in the parking lot itself! The white pieces of paper were the tickets ... surprisingly all 8 of them reached the front gate.
Even after Jerry finishes his food, he behaves like a thendi and oggles at other's food! A photo like this should put him at #1 spot.
This was supposed to be a normal pose. But just before the photo was clicked we thought of ...
would you like that in a tall, grande or venti?
Excerpt from a
Washington Post articleWe begin today with a disturbing escalation in the trend of coffee retailers giving stupid names to cup sizes. As you know, this trend began several years ago when Starbucks (motto: "There's one opening right now in your basement") decided to call its cup sizes "Tall" (meaning "not tall," or "small"), "Grande" (meaning "medium") and "Venti" (meaning, for all we know, "weasel snot"). Unfortunately, we consumers, like moron sheep, started actually using these names. Why? If Starbucks decided to call its toilets "AquaSwooshies," would we go along with that? Yes! Baaa!
But it's getting worse. Recently, at the Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport and Death March, Mister Language Person noticed that a Starbucks competitor, Seattle's Best Coffee (which also uses "Tall" for small and "Grande" for medium) is calling its large cup size -- get ready -- "Grande Supremo." Yes. And, as Mister Language Person watched in horror, many customers -- seemingly intelligent, briefcase-toting adults -- actually used this term, as in, "I'll take a Grande Supremo."
Listen, people: You should never, ever have to utter the words "Grande Supremo" unless you are addressing a tribal warlord who is holding you captive and deciding whether to chop off your feet. Just say you want a large coffee, people. Because if we let the coffee people get away with this, they're not going to stop, and some day, just to get a lousy cup of coffee, you'll hear yourself saying, "I'll have a Mega Grandissimaximo Giganto de Humongo-Rama-Lama-Ding-Dong decaf." And then you will ask for the key to the AquaSwooshie.
U know James ... which James??
Did u know that the book of James was one of the earliest of all the NT books?? wierd huh? earliest but positioned at the end of other books in the NT
I didnt know that James was written by the half-brother of Jesus, James and NOT the apostle James. Of course it couldn't have been the apostle James as he was martyred (Acts.12) earlier on. But all this time I thought it was the apostle that wrote the book as not much emphasis is given on the half-brother James.
So while I was clarifying these points to myself, I also found out that there were 4 James in the NT!! Yeah 4! (Hint: Acts 1:13)
This book just continues to amaze me ...
my last weekend of august was ...
"bomb-diggity"!!!!!!!!
Ofcourse the main event was the wedding. And that was a beautiful one. It had a very soothing effect on us, and a little too soothing effect on some even before it got over ...
Life in the motels of the East coast weren't so bad either ... sharing the same bed, was not that easy when everyone snores!!
Our main source of entertainment was the West Coast hippie and his "moves" ...
Ofcourse the road trip was awesome too. We had energetic back-seat drivers at all times. As you can see ...
some of them had wierd sleeping positions too!?!
We even had time to go shopping!
Anyways I didn't take much pictures on my phone-camera ... but all in all it was an absolutely truly immensely awesome time we had and now I miss Portland even more.
